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In a week 1 Kulture League Monarchs rivalry, Peyton Crows squeaked by a tough Pigalle MinΩtaurs team by a score of 106.6 to 96.9, behind the support of 68,229 faithful fans.
Peyton Crows were led to their 9.7 point victory by a 19.5 point effort from Arian Foster, who got by the Miami Dolphins defense for 79 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs. They also got help from a 17.2 point effort from Darren Sproles, who snuck past the Washington Redskins defense for rushing yards in addition to 35 receiving yards.
"This team always seems to find a way to win," Peyton Crows coach Peyton said.
Pigalle MinΩtaurs were helped out in a losing cause by a 17.9 point effort from Brandon Marshall, who beat the Indianapolis Colts defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD. They also got help from a 17.0 point effort from Demaryius Thomas, who beat the Pittsburgh Steelers defense for 110 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"Turnovers killed us," Pigalle MinΩtaurs coach Lewis Smith said.
Compounding the issue, Pigalle MinΩtaurs could have scored 108.6 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Lewis Smith left key players like Nate Burleson and his corresponding 7.5 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Peyton Crows to 1-0, and drops Pigalle MinΩtaurs to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Pigalle MinΩtaurs are at the 1-0 Panda Triad, while Peyton Crows are at the 0-1 Vaugirard Eagles.
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In a week 1 Kulture League Monarchs classic, Turtles City Jets beat a strong Seattle Grizzlies team by a score of 103.9 to 86.8, behind the support of 72,437 faithful fans.
Turtles City Jets were led to their 17.1 point victory by a 35.3 point effort from Matt Ryan, who got by the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 299 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 25 rushing yards. With this performance, Ryan was the number 1 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. In addition, Ryan entered the Kulture League Monarchs Hall Of Fame with this performance as the 17th-ranked individual weekly player score in league history. They also got help from a 15.3 point effort from Ahmad Bradshaw, who got by the Dallas Cowboys defense for 78 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 15 receiving yards.
"This team shows a lot of poise," Turtles City Jets coach Dim said.
Seattle Grizzlies were helped out in a losing cause by a 26.0 point effort from Robert Griffin III, who beat the New Orleans Saints defense for 320 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 42 rushing yards. With this performance, Griffin III was the number 3 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 15.6 point effort from Jeremy Maclin, who got by the Cleveland Browns defense for 96 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"They just made the big plays and we didn't," Seattle Grizzlies coach CrazyLiam said.
This brings the record for Turtles City Jets to 1-0, and drops Seattle Grizzlies to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, Seattle Grizzlies are at the 1-0 #5 American Frogs, while Turtles City Jets are at the 1-0 Bloblo Sharks.
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In a week 1 Kulture League Monarchs battle, Bloblo Sharks beat a strong Dirty Birdz Reborn team by a score of 102.7 to 81.3, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,238.
Bloblo Sharks were led to their 21.4 point victory by a 21.3 point effort from Ray Rice, who snuck past the Cincinnati Bengals defense for 68 rushing yards and 2 rushing TDs in addition to 25 receiving yards. With this performance, Rice was the number 3 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 17.2 point effort from Ben Roethlisberger, who got by the Denver Broncos defense for 245 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 4 rushing yards.
"We played our hearts out," Bloblo Sharks coach Bloblo said.
Dirty Birdz Reborn were helped out in a losing cause by a 22.8 point effort from Julio Jones, who beat the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 108 receiving yards and 2 receiving TDs. With this performance, Jones was the number 2 ranked wide receiver for week 1. They also got help from a 17.0 point effort from Matt Bryant, who snuck past the Kansas City Chiefs defense for 4 field goals made and 4 extra points.
"They out-hustled us," Dirty Birdz Reborn coach Dirty said.
Causing further embarrassment, Dirty Birdz Reborn could have scored 103.0 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Dirty left key players like Peyton Manning and his corresponding 22.3 points on the bench.
This brings the record for Bloblo Sharks to 1-0, and drops Dirty Birdz Reborn to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Turtles City Jets are at Bloblo Sharks, while Dirty Birdz Reborn are at the 1-0 The Corto's Harbor Seals.
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In a week 1 Kulture League Monarchs showdown, #5 American Frogs beat a strong Øresund Dawgs team by a score of 100.3 to 83.9, behind the support of 67,344 faithful fans.
#5 American Frogs were led to their 16.4 point victory by a 21.2 point effort from Stevan Ridley, who beat the Tennessee Titans defense for 125 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 27 receiving yards. With this performance, Ridley was the number 4 ranked running back for week 1. They also got help from a 12.4 point effort from Cam Newton, who beat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers defense for 303 passing yards and 1 passing TD in addition to 4 rushing yards.
"We brought our A-game," #5 American Frogs coach NYS said.
Øresund Dawgs were helped out in a losing cause by a 15.8 point effort from Michael Vick, who beat the Cleveland Browns defense for 317 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 32 rushing yards. They also got help from a 12.0 point effort from Shayne Graham, who snuck past the Miami Dolphins defense for 3 field goals made and 3 extra points.
"The ball just didn't bounce our way," Øresund Dawgs coach Varino said.
#5 American Frogs took advantage of their schedule this week, as their point total would have gone for a loss against 7 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 1.
This brings the record for #5 American Frogs to 1-0, and drops Øresund Dawgs to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 #1 Madinina Redskins are at Øresund Dawgs, while the 0-1 Seattle Grizzlies are at #5 American Frogs.
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In a week 1 Kulture League Monarchs matchup, The Corto's Harbor Seals beat a strong Vaugirard Eagles team by a score of 149.2 to 106.7, silencing a partisan crowd of 73,058. With their 149.2 points, The Corto's Harbor Seals is now the proud record-holder of the 7th-highest weekly point total in league history.
The Corto's Harbor Seals were led to their 42.5 point victory by a 26.4 point effort from Tony Romo, who beat the New York Giants defense for 307 passing yards and 3 passing TDs in addition to 12 rushing yards. With this performance, Romo was the number 2 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 21.1 point effort from Kevin Smith, who snuck past the St. Louis Rams defense for 62 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 29 receiving yards.
"We feel fortunate," The Corto's Harbor Seals coach Corto said.
Vaugirard Eagles were helped out in a losing cause by a 19.5 point effort from Tom Brady, who got by the Tennessee Titans defense for 236 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 1 rushing yards. They also got help from a 17.3 point effort from Frank Gore, who beat the Green Bay Packers defense for 112 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 1 receiving yards.
"They own us," Vaugirard Eagles coach Haazh said.
Vaugirard Eagles drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 8 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 1.
This brings the record for The Corto's Harbor Seals to 1-0, and drops Vaugirard Eagles to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the 1-0 Peyton Crows are at Vaugirard Eagles, while the 0-1 Dirty Birdz Reborn are at The Corto's Harbor Seals.
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In a week 1 Kulture League Monarchs battle, Panda Triad beat a strong #1 Madinina Redskins team by a score of 134.5 to 115.6, silencing a partisan crowd of 74,263. With their 134.5 points, Panda Triad is now the proud record-holder of the 16th-highest weekly point total in league history.
Panda Triad were led to their 18.9 point victory by a 24.4 point effort from Drew Brees, who beat the Washington Redskins defense for 339 passing yards and 3 passing TDs. With this performance, Brees was the number 5 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 17.9 point effort from Andre Johnson, who beat the Miami Dolphins defense for 119 receiving yards and 1 receiving TD.
"It was a hard-fought contest," Panda Triad coach Fred said.
#1 Madinina Redskins were helped out in a losing cause by a 24.7 point effort from Aaron Rodgers, who beat the San Francisco 49ers defense for 303 passing yards and 2 passing TDs in addition to 27 rushing yards. With this performance, Rodgers was the number 4 ranked overall fantasy scorer for week 1. They also got help from a 18.0 point effort from Matt Forte, who got by the Indianapolis Colts defense for 80 rushing yards and 1 rushing TD in addition to 40 receiving yards.
"They out-muscled us," #1 Madinina Redskins coach Woody McP said.
Adding salt to the wound, #1 Madinina Redskins could have scored 151.1 points and earned the win with their best lineup, but Woody McP left key players like Stephen Hill and his corresponding 20.9 points on the bench.
#1 Madinina Redskins drew the short straw with their schedule this week, as their point total would have resulted in a win against 9 out of 10 other potential opponents in week 1.
This brings the record for Panda Triad to 1-0, and drops #1 Madinina Redskins to a record of 0-1.
Coming up in week 2, the 0-1 Pigalle MinΩtaurs are at Panda Triad, while #1 Madinina Redskins are at the 0-1 Øresund Dawgs.